Blogmas Day 4: Letter to Santa - Mom Edition

Dear Santa,

I may not have been an angel 100% of the time this year but I have really tried my hardest and I'm sure we can let my few transgressions slide.

All I want for Christmas this year is the following:

  • To be able to go to the toilet alone
  • To drink a full, non cold, cup of coffee
  • A shower without being interrupted
  • A full nights sleep
  • A day without being treated like a human climbing frame
  • Clothes that don't have bodily fluids wiped all over them
  • Not to have to share my food
  • To not feel the need to inspect another persons poo
Any combination of the above would be extremely gratefully received and if you'd like to throw in a topless Ryan Gosling, I most certainly would not complain.

Merry Christmas,
Mom of Two
xxx
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2 comments

  1. Jo4 December 2018 at 17:24

    Brilliant

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  2. writing-help.org/blog/nato-un-and-terrorism-essay12 March 2020 at 17:09

    Talking about a good sleep, I believe, that all people would be glad to sleep well. Unfortunately, we don't even notice, how a big role a sleep plays in our life.

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